i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
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