no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
please don't ironically join a cult
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