her vagine was all disorganized.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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