and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
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