If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
where does the pee come out of this thing
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The convent might be a nice break from real life
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
