You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I will be naked everywhere
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
