She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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