was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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