I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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