Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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