Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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