Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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