Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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