That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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