Christians are straight up FREAKS
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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