My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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