it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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