Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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