In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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