And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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