weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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