I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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