were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she told me i tasted like america
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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