i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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