Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
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