the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Randomize
