he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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