Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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