they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
too bad you live with your parents still
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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