Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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