Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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