Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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