I'm really into asian looking animals
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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