I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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