I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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