what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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