they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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