Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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