Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
My ass is underappreciated
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
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