Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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