He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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