Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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