She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Randomize
