ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
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