Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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