i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Shame is for Republicans.
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