Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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