Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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