i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
She needs sedatives and a leash
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Damn victory sex feels great
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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