We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
dude. I can hear the air.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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